Personally...I could more easily tolerate a nuclear Iran, than a Nook-U-ler President and Vice President. And, since I have a much greater ability to impact the latter, I will be voting for Barack Obama, and let a President who can at least PRONOUNCE what he is attempting to guard against...actually deal with the Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla, in Tehran.
As I watched the Obama Closing Argument Program last night with a gaggle of lawyers hovering over a couple of flat screen television sets...I could not help thinking that Obama was, on the one hand, affording the American Public perhaps the most amazing insight into any Presidential Campaign in history...while at the same time giving Johnny McDeadManWalking, just one more item to use as a smokescreen during the final five days of his political life.
And, of course...in the very first speech of the morning, made by Sarah Kamakazie, she used her own SCRIPTED, REHEARSED and ORCHESTRATED presentation...to more than suggest that the Obama presentation should be disregarded, because it was a SCRIPTED, REHEARSED and ORCHESTRATED presentation. Then...I began to look behind the rhetoric. I looked behind Sarah McSeparatist. And, unlike Johnny McPerv...I wasnt looking down.
Behind Gov. McPalin, were rows and rows, and even rows...of children. As a group...they looked a little confused. They were not sure when they were supposed to to applaud, whoo, whoo, whoo...or even wave their signs. I saw the same thing...with an exponetial multiplier, when Johnny McOops spoke in Defiance, Ohio...and THOUGHT he was being joined by Joe the Douche Bag. Then...it was reported and confirmed, that of the 6,000 people who were reported to have watched as the McDole Campaign PHONE-A-FRIEND, Joe the Scumbag...failed to show up...more than 4,000 were PUBLIC SCHOOL STUDENTS who had been bussed in BY THE SCHOOL DISTRICT, after schools in Defiance were closed for the day.
Later, in Erie, PA...Suicide Sarah stood in front of ANOTHER stage full of 12 year olds...while Joe Biden spoke in Williamsport, PA, to a packed house full of ACTUAL, HONEST TO GOODNESS VOTING AGE ATTENDEES.
How much of all of this, has anything to do with the fact that Johnny Mudslinger has no policies, programs, positions, or vision for this Great Nation?
How much of all of this, has anything to do with the fact that each and every major television and cable television network is going OUT OF THEIR WAY to keep this race competitive, even if it is NOT...just to maintain ANY interest in their programming, beyond 8 PM EDT on Election Night?
How much of this, has anything to do with the fact, that in the FIRST public appearance of Sarah the Linguist...she ACTUALLY pronounced NU-CLE-AR correctly...BUT...LESS THAN A WEEK LATER, had clearly been instructed to switch over to the NOOK-U-Ler version of the word.
How much of any of this, has anything to do with the fact that the Johnnhy McNuts Campaign has been reduced to a CARTOON, relying almost exclusively on a Mr. Clean Wannabe, who was a PLANT in the first place...BUT, ended up USING BOTH CAMPAIGNS, as he sought to land a book deal, recording contract, and perhaps a little more than a handshake from his new friend, Sexy Sarah.
NOW...all of those same television and cable networks want you to know how close this race has become...how much closer it is going to get...and how Johnny War Hero JUST MIGHT PULL THIS THING OFF.
Without using THE UNSPOKEN WORD...I will simply say that the ONLY WAY to know how this race is going...is to look NOT at any poll...NOT at what any TV network with a vested interest in making it close...but, to LOOK AT WHAT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS DOING.
Mutt & Jeff cannot fill a 6000 seat venue without bussing FOUR THOUSAND NON-VOTING CHILDREN into the facility.
Elizabeth Dole puts out an Ad referring to her opponent as GODLESS.
Mitch McConnell puts out an Ad which tells REPUBLICANS...IN A REPUBLICAN STATE...that HE IS NOT PART OF THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN.
The largest newspapaer in Alaska endorses Barack Obama.
Even POLLS in Arizona show Obama within the Margin of Error in that State.
Polls in GEORGIA show Obama LEADING among Regisetered Voters...AND, the Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee is spending MILLIONS on a Senate race in Georgia that was oncde declared one of the SAFEST REPUBLICAN SEATS IN THE NATION.
Former officials of THE LAST THREE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTS have endorsed Obama.
Pat Buchanan cannot even keep a straight face when he comments on the race, on MSNBC.
The Republican Party has ALREADY PUT OUT an announcement indicating that NEXT THURSDAY...they will be holding A RETREAT...designed TO REFORM AND REBUILD THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
There are FIFTY-NINE SCENARIOS under which the Obama Campaign can reach 270 Electoral Votes....AND ONLY ONE...which takes McSlime to his MYTHICAL MAGIC NUMBER.
I will CONTINUE to honor the wishes of the Obama Campaign...and refrain from further use of THE UNSPOKEN WORD.
I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE EVERYONE...TO GET OUT AND VOTE!
Bring your friends. Bring your family. Bring your neighbors. CLUB PEOPLE LIKE HARP SEALS AND DRAG THEM TO THE POLLS. Just GET THERE!
And...on Tuesday, November 4th, 2008...between 8 and 9 PM EDT...JOIN ME, in the start of what could be a MONTH LONG CELEBRATION...as together we take the SECOND STEP in our journey to CHANGE THE WORLD!